Santa horse par ja raha
tha.
Voh red light jump karta
hai.
Police vala siti bajata
hai.
Funny Santa ghode ki
tail opar kar ke kehata
hai: Le karle number
note.
Funny Laloo ji 18 guards
ko le kar film dekhne
jate hain. Pucho to
kiyun?
Because below 18 was
not allowed.
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Bania's son: Daddy
meri dur ki nazar kharab
hai SPECKS banva do.
Kanjoos Bania took him
outside & said: Voh
dekh kya hai?
Son: Suraj
Kanjoos Bania: Abbe
ullu ke patthe, aur kitni
dur tak dekhna chahe
hai tu.
Boyfriend apni girlfriend
ko I love you kehta hai
aur gir jata hai.
Girlfriend: Yeh kya kar
rahe ho?
Funny Boyfriend: I'm
falling in love.
Judge: Tum apni limit
cross kar rahe ho.
Lawyer: Kaun saala
aisa kehta he?
Judge: Tum ne muje
sala bola?
Lawyer: Nahi My Lord,
maine pucha KAUN SA
LAW aisa kehta he?
